Abby in Brief was the first thing I wrote for WG.com. I didn't have a scanner or video capture software when I made the pages, so all the graphics were digital photos snapped of my TV screen. It could probably use some spiffing up, but it's still a fun synopsis.

Special Features

• Commentary by Pat Kelly

Meathook Summary Added 02/11/01. An illustrated breakdown of the classic grindhouse thriller, with an emphasis on crazy dialogue.

Special Features

• Tons of 'making of' footnotes.

Asylum of Satan Summary Added March 5, 2001. A highly detailed summary of Girdler's debut film with loads of fun pictures of 70s anti-sex symbol Nick Jolley!!

Special Features

• Devil's Notebook section at the end, describing alternate scenes and other oddities.

Project Kill Summary Added June 11, 2001. An exhaustive look at Girdler's political action/adventure entry. Special attention is paid to sexist themes, the characters' constant drinking, and Gary Lockwood's hair. Also features movie clips.

Special Features

• Commentary Section at the end, with Pat Kelly and David Sheldon.

Zebra Killer Summary Added July 20, 2001. Girdler's "lost" picture is dissected and analyzed like never before. Movie clips included.

Special Features

• Includes memories from Michael Clifford.
• A comprehensive Notebook Section at the end.

Sheba Baby Summary Added July 18, 2002. The webmaster fights an uphill battle to make this Pam Grier vehicle seem mildly interesting. Movie clips and groovin' tunes included.

Special Features

• Includes wild speculation about why Bill Girdler didn't like his own movie.